May 2012
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dramaddict: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
May 31st
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whatsgoingon12: (via whatsgoingon12)
May 27th
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I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE  Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　 Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo  Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~ 
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May 22nd
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Someone I was texting put a random “s” in their text as a typo and I read it as “she.”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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me: goes to someone's house
me: spends duration of visit on floor with pets
May 21st
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May 18th
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nowshutupandeatyourpears: i hate it when you want to show a friend something you think is funny and you’re crying and on the floor from laughing and they just sit there
May 17th
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retardokoolaid: buttuhsocks-yaturkey: sambooby: singlegirrlswag: dykelykeaboss: slimbarbie: damngoodthing: ruucake: fuckmestupid: jesuspoop: this is my favorite thing on the internet omg  This is legit. HOW DO THEY NOT MESS UP They are perfect human beings. ohmygod. lol lol this was dope AF I wouldve been messed up  omg Seriously.. I need to meet these girls.. ...
May 12th
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May 12th
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thekidshouldseethis: From photographer Joel Sartore’s Biodiversity Project, a video to promote his book Rare: Portraits of America’s Endangered Species, which beautifully showcases species that are in danger of disappearing in America, and some that “have come back from the brink.”  Advice from Joel about helping animals? Start by:  …visiting and patronizing your local zoo.  Zoos and...
May 11th
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May 11th
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rocketprince: tally-hime: chaucershakespeare: sprucey-6661: moodymormon: I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through. omG GOD BLESS Truly, too epic for words Fucking amazing omq best thing ever!
May 5th
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
May 4th
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