pricklylegs: i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
syupon: but really friendship crush is a good description how I feel to a lot of persons I just want to hug and kiss you because I might not love you in a romantic way but I love you so much please let me just hold you in my arms and whisper sweet things in your ear while I make you delicious food of your choice and tell you what a fantastic person you are
me: *thinking about my otp*
friend: why are you crying?
russianwater: bonewhiteglory: special-k-art: ...
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karenfelloutofbedagain: Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex…
ventiii: Came across this little story on Livejournal when I was looking for inspiration for my creative writing class. Thanks to Toni’s blog, I remembered how much I loved this. 25 LIVES by tongari
wasabi has literally no flavor except ‘ow’– teryn (via ladyvine)
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razzledazzy: phox99: hope-hazard: poshprogrammer: If you ever thought that Martin Freeman WASN’T the best person alive, watch this video. …then imagine ever scenario with him as John Watson. …….let the hilarity ensue. I’m dying! I’m crying from laughter. XD I can’t, laughing to hard. MY SHIT
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keepitdapper: schsammydeanie: truth-or-darren: fannishbehavior: Just follow along with these easy steps: This has to be like one of my all time favorite posts. “Hop in the shower… O SHIT THAT’S COLD.” “THIS GUM TASTES AWESOME.”