October 2011
89 posts
Oct 1st
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September 2011
90 posts
Spell your full name without an...
homesteak: do oo doo v LMAO NICE (via i-carrythefire) t jh My name’s TJUHHH Sounds like CH. CHUH AS IF
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Insomnia won
sob I just want sleep, I have a brodate tomorrow its very important that pizza was delicious
Sep 30th
Im hungry
but I don’t wanna go upstairs to eat at 3 am cuz that’s like letting the insomnia win.
Sep 30th
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Zombie Log - Day 4
BRRAAAAAAAAAAINNNZZZZ
Sep 30th
naughtyforlessofnaughtyformore: man im too tired to make a good post on this but i honestly get mildly upset when people call two girls together in a relationship lesbians? i know i do it too im trying hard to break the habit (and just call it yuri) but i mean its just like? two girls together arent nessiscarily lesbians, they might be bisexual or pansexual or even asexual biromantic or they...
Sep 30th
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Im totes wearing an Adventure Time shirt right now...
Sep 29th
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OPORTET LOVES YOU: I'm gonna go ahead and whine... →
lonelylinguist: creempuff: lonelylinguist: creempuff: lonelylinguist: creempuff: creempuff: So this weeks Adventure Time episode had a bit of Bubblegum/Marceline shipper fuel in it! It was delicious and I loved it, and am in no way complaining about that. It’s just the fans reactions that bother me. Most of the fans of the pair are yelling, “YAY LESBIANS” and “I hope… Suddenly I’m...
Sep 29th
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OPORTET LOVES YOU: I'm gonna go ahead and whine... →
lonelylinguist: creempuff: lonelylinguist: creempuff: creempuff: So this weeks Adventure Time episode had a bit of Bubblegum/Marceline shipper fuel in it! It was delicious and I loved it, and am in no way complaining about that. It’s just the fans reactions that bother me. Most of the fans of the pair are yelling, “YAY LESBIANS” and “I hope… Suddenly I’m involved in the fan community!...
Sep 29th
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OPORTET LOVES YOU: I'm gonna go ahead and whine... →
lonelylinguist: creempuff: creempuff: So this weeks Adventure Time episode had a bit of Bubblegum/Marceline shipper fuel in it! It was delicious and I loved it, and am in no way complaining about that. It’s just the fans reactions that bother me. Most of the fans of the pair are yelling, “YAY LESBIANS” and “I hope… Suddenly I’m involved in the fan community! It wasn’t CN that got mad and...
Sep 29th
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OPORTET LOVES YOU: I'm gonna go ahead and whine... →
creempuff: So this weeks Adventure Time episode had a bit of Bubblegum/Marceline shipper fuel in it! It was delicious and I loved it, and am in no way complaining about that. It’s just the fans reactions that bother me. Most of the fans of the pair are yelling, “YAY LESBIANS” and “I hope… Suddenly I’m involved in the fan community! It wasn’t CN that got mad and pulled THE...
Sep 29th
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I'm gonna go ahead and whine...
So this weeks Adventure Time episode had a bit of Bubblegum/Marceline shipper fuel in it! It was delicious and I loved it, and am in no way complaining about that. It’s just the fans reactions that bother me. Most of the fans of the pair are yelling, “YAY LESBIANS” and “I hope this is the first lesbian couple in a cartoon!” But Marceline has an ex-boyfriend, and PB...
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
How man ears does Spock have?
A left ear a right ear and a final front-ear.
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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I can never really be completely mad because my psychology geek-ity gets in the way. “GOD DAMN I WANNA PUNCH HER man wow that’s so cool that my brain converts external stimuli into such a specific motivation and sensation I wonder what brain chemicals are involved and what areas of my brain are firing like I know the amygdala but what about motor blah blah blah geek out…” ...
Sep 29th
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joshishollywood: Instead of worrying about the sexism in the new Dr. Pepper commercial you should be worrying about why you were drinking Dr. Pepper in the first place, what with it being the worst drink and all DR. FUCKING PEPPER IS THE BEST FUCK YOU >:[
Sep 29th
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zephyrmon: Azarath  Metrion Zinthos
Sep 29th
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Reblog this if you're older than Google.
raging-raichel: sufferingknightofbloodvantas: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today I feel ancient. Me. I am older than the Google.
Sep 28th
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“GG: he sees nothing but the absolute best in you, silly!!! :P he probably thinks...”
– GOD (via lonelylinguist)
Sep 27th
My feelings!
I FUCKING MISSED ADVENTURE TIME IT WAS THE EPISODE WITH MARCELINE AND SINGING AND EVERYONE KEEPS YELLING ABOUT LESBIANS NO WHYYYY Why does everyone look at me and assume I don’t swear? PALMS CALM DOWN WERE NO LONGER RUNNING ALL OVER THE CAMPUS ITS OKAY STOP SWEATING grooossss OH HEY TERYN RETURNS TO THE INTERNET SUP BABBU Why are all of my feelings in caps? Why are all of the cool...
Sep 27th
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Zombie Log - Day 1
The outbreak began at 8 am this morning. We were unprepared; no ammo, no organization… It was hell.  I saw my first on the way to McKnight… he was standing in the distance, smoking a cigarette next to the Student Center. I thought that place was safe. The brilliant splash of blue on his forehead churned my stomach. He didn’t see me.  In the afternoon, the uninfected banded...
Sep 27th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 23rd
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picanco asked: YOU HAZ BEAUTYZ?
Sep 23rd
picanco asked: YOU IS LOLZ?
Sep 23rd
picanco asked: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Unusual Date Ideas
stopchangingyoururls: wastelandicvindicator: miraclefucknut: dac01220: likeverybodyelse: avada-kedarvill: starkidron: fuckmymermaid: chickenshit: If a guy did ANY of these with me on a date I would melt. So doing some of these 6 is my favorite. I swear to god these are going to be done okay dylan, we have a whole list of new date ideas :( I wish this is...
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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CARVING PUMPKINS
in September! The best time to carve pumpkins. 
Sep 22nd
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bro PLEASE
djfuckass: cottonapocalypse: kaepable: youngster—joey: couchpotate: i need this on my blog ((I love you)) (I’m sobbing)
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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TROLL JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION.
crabbygeneticist: oot-and-aboot: crabbygeneticist: l3monsnout1sgu1lty: imperialdrone69: YOUR QUADRANTS MUST BE FILLED. TROLL OR ANOTHER SPECIES. YES HUMANS ARE ACCEPTABLE. HUMAN “BLOOD COLOR” IS DETERMINED BY THEIR EYE COLOR. CHOOSE YOUR MATE WISELY. ((Shit guys I’d be a high blood.)) [[ same bow down fuckers ]] …my eye colour isn’t on there what do I do. mutant die ...
Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Mistake: asking your friends how to pull off cross-dressing without freaking out your dad.  I feel so judged. Its for cosplaying I promise! Hm that’s not helping. 
Sep 17th
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Teeth
“Tobey takes this as his chance to begin raping her. Dawn fights back and inadvertently bites off his penis with her vagina.” Indie films. 
Sep 17th
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Just Now
I realized that I elected to write about a statue that is undoubtedly about sex.  There is a symbolic vagina and penis just sitting there glaring at me, how did I miss this. Wichita State, that is the second sex statue I’ve encountered. Your campus is very lewd. 
Sep 17th
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I’m seriously considering going to Homestuck Homecoming.
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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knight of blood: Trollmegle session gone awesome →
squidmama: caisin: I’m ▲. Behold. ▲: :33 < just a small town girl ▲: L1V1NG 1N 4 LON3LY WORLD ▼: X3 ▲: she t00k the midnight train g0in’ anywhere ▲: JUST A CITY BOY ▲: bOrN aNd RaIsEd In SoUtH dEtRoIt -honk- ▲: he took the midnight train goin anywwhere ▲: A Singer In A Smokey Room ▲:…
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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