August 2011
91 posts
Tiffy's Blogthing: ANGST →
lonelylinguist:
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My ignorant, religious straight-girl question cherry has been popped.
“Can I bi girl date a lesbian, or do bi people only date bi people?” Uhm…
…
is this that one… chick… you know the one
No, it was someone else.
I felt a little better after this went down, though, because the equality club gave me a bunch of paper hands that they were gonna decorate with but...
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ANGST
My ignorant, religious straight-girl question cherry has been popped.
“Can I bi girl date a lesbian, or do bi people only date bi people?” Uhm…
I made the mistake of mentioning that some lesbians don’t like bi people. She replied by saying she understood, and mimicked a “lesbian” angry about me liking dicks by deepening her voice and hunching her shoulders.
...
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Used Bookstore Book
This book has fallen apart. It is literally a stack of papers with another piece of paper wrapped around it.
But I’m not done yet.
-picks up one sheet at a time-
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Terezi Pyrope: Ace Attorney
“OUR RELATIONSHIP IS PURELY PROFESSIONAL. I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ANYBODY WHO SAYS OTHERWISE”
The MSPAdventure forums have everything a girl could ever need.
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“John responds by pouring a mix of Mountain Dew and vodka into it. She stares at him for a second, then sighs and seems to accept the classlessness of the whole situation.”
Mountain Dew and vodka?
….. GENIUS
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I was a child whore.
How do non-gay childhoods work? o_0
Most if not all of my same-sex childhood friendships were flavored with homoeroticism. XD; My first kiss was almost this freckled girl in 3rd grade.
I don’t know how to interpret my little sisters behavior up in here. HELP ME I AM TOO QUEER TO UNDERSTAND
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lonelylinguist:
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I need a color that’s menacing in a way that isn’t hostile….
It needs to be like, “I’m not gonna kill you on purpose but dude I’m in a hurry and may run you over with my car you know how it is.”
yellow
YAY
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I need a color that’s menacing in a way that isn’t hostile….
It needs to be like, “I’m not gonna kill you on purpose but dude I’m in a hurry and may run you over with my car you know how it is.”
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-has art homework-
-draws personal art instead-
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This guy. He gets on my nerves so much, I just remembered one of the things he said like 6 months ago and I was like, “GOD DAMMIT why is he in my life.”
I DUNNO WHY HE BOTHERS ME
God, even this fact makes me irritated in his general direction.
PFFFwuh
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WSU SCHOOL CLUBS
There was an activities fair yesterday. Interesting times were had!
That Gay Group is like WSUs GSA. I stopped by their booth, because it was beautiful and covered in skittles, and grabbed a sticker that said, “I’m proud of my gay child.” I mentioned to one of the booth ladies it was for my mom, and a schedule of the meetings was enthusiastically shoved into my hands. XD I...
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DUDE
I just wikipedia’d “Sappho” because lesbians, and it turns out that chick was bisexual.
Whuuuutttt?
ever been so gay you liked someone of the same...
I HAVE BEEN GAY SO HARD
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Every time I think about the HONK shooosh pap pap update I get the warmest warm fuzzies.
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MCGRATH AIN'T EVEN SWEATIN
I AM ALSO WATCHING THIS LOL
First Day of College Thoughts
In chronological order:
“THE FUCK DID I PARK OVER HERE”
“THE FUCK IS MY NEXT CLASS OVER THERE”
“THE FUCK IS THE TEACHER”
“…. I’m let out of this class… 2 hours early? What.. what do I do?”
“This is the worst pizza… ever.”
“SWEET LOOT”
“This is the zen-est little nook. 8D”
“THE...
STOP CALLING DAVID KARP YOUR FATHER
lonelylinguist:
dragonhugs:
UR ONLY TRU FATHER
IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!
does thids look like god to you?
CHRISTIANS:1
ATHETITS: 0
these are all so good
I now require everyone to call me an “athetit.”
lonelylinguist:
creempuff:
Dad: Hey Tiff, I’ll be home tomorrow! Enjoy being unsupervised in a house full of booze. Oh, you can invite friends over too, if you like. Byeeeee.
I start college at an godawfully early time tomorrow…
-mourns the night that could have been-
oH MY GOD……
Tavros, why are you OMGing?
TAVROS
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askjk:
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Dad: Hey Tiff, I’ll be home tomorrow! Enjoy being unsupervised in a house full of booze. Oh, you can invite friends over too, if you like. Byeeeee.
I start college at an godawfully early time tomorrow…
-mourns the night that could have been-
“I should start a scifi book club.”
“Uhh…”
“We could talk about our favorite future histories!”
“Erm… good luck with that.”
“I would be the leader!”
“…”
“I would make them call me captain.”
“>.>;”
My dad is supportive in his own way.
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bllrr
Me: Oh, I think I’ll got to bed.
Brain: WAIT DUDE YOU START COLLEGE ON MONDAY. TOMORROW IS YOUR LAST DAY TO PREPARE.
Me: … so?
Brain: DON’T YOU HAVE SHIT TO WORRY ABOUT?!?
Me: But, its only college. I mean what could happen?
Brain: WORRY NOW WHAT IF YOU’RE LATE WHAT IF YOU FORGET SOMETHING WORRY WORRY WHAT IF YOU’RE UNPREPARED YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHATS...
I'm naming my school supplies...
lonelylinguist:
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… by the character in Homestuck that corresponds to their color.
I’m using Karkat-notebook and Egbert-folder for my design class.
Rose, of course, is my English notebook. I’m looking for a Kanaya folder to go with her.
My only regret is that I don’t have anything named after Dave.
name all of your pencils dave
… THAT’S
PERFECT
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I'm naming my school supplies...
… by the character in Homestuck that corresponds to their color.
I’m using Karkat-notebook and Egbert-folder for my design class.
Rose, of course, is my English notebook. I’m looking for a Kanaya folder to go with her.
My only regret is that I don’t have anything named after Dave.
“I am just a scholar. Definitely not an assassin. I don’t know to what you are...”
– maclain plays asscreed (via lonelylinguist)
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shown below is a technique called HOLDING TWO CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE and is a common characteristic of teryn's interactions
Tiffany: Karkat is just the right amount of pitiful
myself: yes
myself: where you feel sorry for him instead of just wanting to kick his ass
myself: oH NOOOO, THE BATTERY'S ALMOST DEAD
myself: AND THE CHARGER… IS AT HOME…
myself: sob
Tiffany: KarkatinlovewithJohn is always like that
Tiffany: D8 nooo
Tiffany: Dont leave me
myself: because john's a suave character
myself: SORRY IT IS NOT ON PURPOSE
Tiffany: JOHN
This isn't something that everyone does?
BUT ITS SO EFFICIENT
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Think of the Children
creempuff:
I was at my little sisters elementary school orientation thing, and in one of the classrooms there was this poster that said,
“Have you filled a bucket today?”
And there was this lewd picture of a bucket with rainbow colored hearts and swirls all up in it.
I wanted to take a picture so bad, but the parents were already judging me for staring at this poster so incredulously.
I...
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Think of the Children
I was at my little sisters elementary school orientation thing, and in one of the classrooms there was this poster that said,
“Have you filled a bucket today?”
And there was this lewd picture of a bucket with rainbow colored hearts and swirls all up in it.
I wanted to take a picture so bad, but the parents were already judging me for staring at this poster so incredulously.
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