windows-vriska: littleshopofshelby: for anybody who doesn’t know what homestuck is this woman is my hero SHE’S SO CUTE LMFAO????????? GOD Accurate.
Take something. Put it on top of rice. INSTANT MEAL
With 10 minutes to spare! Why am I so good at being bad?
got an hour to finish 2 pages of essay though it was only 1 aah dies
silvyshi: sup0natural: GODDAMMIT HERE’S THE SOUND FUCK BALLS SHIT Fuck this is great. Sweet jesus its beautiful
Here are a few facts that I've learned from the...
theunpaidintern: We all love our moms, no matter how mad they make us. Gay porn is holy. We are all amused by the smallest of things. We all hate the people at our school. Cussing is on a regular basis. Any kind of food will make us happy. We are all sarcastic fucks. Obsessions are completely normal. We all think we’re forever alone. We hate everyone who still likes Facebook. We’re...
Assassin's Creed releases at midnight.
Hee hoo hee hoo hee hooo I may or may not be showing up at Gamestop at midnight.
windows-vriska: thecolortheskyoughttabe: A snail comes into some money, so decides to buy a flashy car. He goes to the dealer and gets the biggest flashiest car he can, but asks to have a custom paint scheme. “I want a big S on the roof, another on the hood, and one on each of the doors.” he said. “Certainly sir, but may I ask why?”, says the dealer. “Of course.” replies the snail “Whenever...
I'm listening to Pokemon dubstep
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